merlin:

Net Net Drilldown Something Something Appletini Facebook

Also? Kill me.

merlin:

Holy shit! That’s SUCH a fucking perfect way to put it! Twitter is exactly like that! EXACTLY LIKE THAT!

Now. If I can just stop vomiting and screaming as I punch this screen with my bare fist, I may be able to slam down a fistful of valium and still get home in time for Ellie’s bath. Neat.

Wait. Sorry.

I meant, “open air punching market.” And, “thinking about the importance of community.” And, “getting involved in whatever.” And, “Bath 3.0.”

Sorry. Sorry for the confusion. Sorry.

girlswithglasses:

sexysets:via merrymatryoshka

Hey, that’s my typewriter.

whippetandpigeon:

Haters Gonna Hate Guy [PIC]

i knew fineberg would have reblogged this