43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life
- Remove your doors
- Eat half of each pet
- Sit on a big, thick book
- Something something keyring holder
- Paint clocks cheery pink
- Wear discarded food
- Makebelieve girlfriend chair
- Sleep in liquor cabinet
- Embrace hug love hug meow meow
- Small room to plan crimes
- Hack your house key organizer
- Mail a surprise toaster
- Just stare more
- Fourteen
- Poke holes in paper things
- Macrame shoelace tree
- Scrapbook poop and pee
- Euthanize even faster
- Amputate favorite limb
- Pencil shaving gallery
- Immigrant coat rack
- Shoebox of dangerous porn
- Zen unicorn rainbow zen journal
- Icepick to one good eye
- Simplify fourteen harder
- Aluminum foil swan cozy dryer
- Smell your finger. All of it.
- Resimplify your simplicity
- Habitualize your zen
- Remind your drapes, “I love you, Mrs. Textile”
- Freeze your clutter
- Couch fort dinner party
- Nicene creed robot
- Only sodomize things that forgive
- Coaxial sweater vest
- Transitive verb predicate clause
- More crying but quieter
- Inhaler nativity
- Contact paper taxonomy binder
- America’s Roast Beef: Yes, Sir
- Breathe like no one’s dancing
- Unbridled solo diaper play
- Illuminated panty shrine
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