meanderings

merlin:

Net Net Drilldown Something Something Appletini Facebook
Also? Kill me.

merlin:

Net Net Drilldown Something Something Appletini Facebook

Also? Kill me.

— 3 days ago with 57 notes
merlin:

Holy shit! That’s SUCH a fucking perfect way to put it! Twitter is exactly like that! EXACTLY LIKE THAT!
Now. If I can just stop vomiting and screaming as I punch this screen with my bare fist, I may be able to slam down a fistful of valium and still get home in time  for Ellie’s bath. Neat.
Wait. Sorry.
I meant, “open air punching market.” And, “thinking about the importance of community.” And, “getting involved in whatever.” And, “Bath 3.0.”
Sorry. Sorry for the confusion. Sorry.

merlin:

Holy shit! That’s SUCH a fucking perfect way to put it! Twitter is exactly like that! EXACTLY LIKE THAT!

Now. If I can just stop vomiting and screaming as I punch this screen with my bare fist, I may be able to slam down a fistful of valium and still get home in time for Ellie’s bath. Neat.

Wait. Sorry.

I meant, “open air punching market.” And, “thinking about the importance of community.” And, “getting involved in whatever.” And, “Bath 3.0.”

Sorry. Sorry for the confusion. Sorry.

— 1 week ago with 49 notes
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Every two days now we create as much information as we did from the dawn of civilization up until 2003, according to Schmidt.

fuck me

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— 3 weeks ago