February 2012
8 posts
JSTN: tylr: Can’t believe I’ve never thought of... →
tylr:
Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. A regular expression to match penises.
/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B|b][\-\.]*/
Here’s a ruby example:
ruby> "Eat B--b a bag of uu===D! 8===D---...".scan(/[u|B|8]{1,2}[=\-]+[d|D|B][\-\.]*/) => ["B--b", "uu===D", "8===D---..."]
Run…
January 2012
17 posts
Fireland: The hawk lands upon my outstretched arm.... →
fireland:
The hawk lands upon my outstretched arm. I unroll the message affixed to its leg: did you get the email i sent y/n. I angrily throw the note to the ground and the hawk takes wing with an irritated squawk.
I glower at the slumbering city, fists clenched. Suddenly, the sky explodes in a riot of…
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“New Year’s Eve is a night that is always loaded with expectation, and...”
– From Behind the Bar: On The New Year | Serious Eats: Drinks
“Look here, Vita - throw over your man, and we´ll go to Hampton Court and dine on...”
– Virginia Woolf, in a letter to Vita Sackville-West (1927). (via bravenewwhatever)
“There’s a certain dreariness to a winter without snow. There’s no blanket of...”
– Elisabeth Donnelly
That’s why Chicago in the winter has always been a terrible environment. It is always too cold to snow, and so the air is bitter and the wind is painful. It feels as if it never ends.
(via britticisms)
December 2011
5 posts
November 2011
11 posts
Quickies in New York: Tonight in New York City →
quickienewyork:
Tonight in New York City 2,657 people had sex with someone they thought they shouldn’t be sleeping with.
92 people took it up the ass for the first time, and 456 people strapped it on.
There were 47 bathroom blowjobs this evening, 322 fingerings in bar booths, and 67,543 kisses. Good…
October 2011
18 posts
“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black...”
– H. L. Mencken (via airstripone)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Red Right Hand →
