“Master! I have the ball! I’m coming. Here I come. I’ll be there shortly. Any second now. I have short legs. They reduce my top speed. But do not fear master, I am almost there. Just a few more seconds. Okay, master…here is your ball. I got it as fast as I could. I’m so sorry I could not get it here faster. Like I said, I am not the fastest dog. But your ball has been returned to you safe and sound…and that is all that matters. Whew. I am so tired and out of breath.”
*hooman takes ball and throws it*
“What the fuck, man!!??”
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was reading this in...in Dug’s voice. (The dog from ‘UP’)
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I don’t normally like dog-stuff, but I’m sure this is what my dog thinks. Also, it reminds me of Doug from Up, and...
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Why I hate dogs.
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