Glorious
| Phil: | Give a man an insult, he can hurt people for a day. Teach a man to insult, he can hurt people who tease him because he never learned to fish. Anyway, I've devised a formula. |
| Lem: | Look at that. You had a problem in your life and who stepped up to help you? Math. She has always been there for you, hasn't she, Phil? |
| Phil: | If she ever took physical form, I'd leave my wife and marry her. |
| Lem: | Stand in line, my friend. |
| Phil: | Anyway, it's really quite simple. You take a person's most marked physical feature, compare it to genitalia--male, female, or animal--and end with the suffix "-bag," "-wipe", or "-muncher." |
| Lem: | You could also add an optional reference to excretion from any of the glorious openings offered by the human body. |
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